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nunyaidol: Everybody said the same thing: “Oh please! Your legs couldn’t reach our heads.” LOL silly chemistry teacher, xD
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nunyaidol: Desi is Sleep talking. She is Giggley So far she has said, (In a british accent, perfectly fluent, Laughing her ASS off whenever she doesn’t talk.) “THAT’S NOT MIA, THAT’S BAGIRA!” (In a stereotypical black voice) “Kira, you are white as ALL HELL.” “Mr. Buck is Half Squirrel!” Me:”Half… Apparently, this is what happens in my sleep. My friends are cruel people…